so i’m thinkin, with the huge market there is for alternative video game controllers – kongas, dance pads, microphones, steering wheels, eyetoy cameras, and the rumored lightsabers THAT I CAN’T WAIT TO GET MY FREAKIN HANDS ON (oh, i’ve got my costume ready, too… ooooo… need… lightsaber…) -
anyway. i was thinking there needs to be a Dance Dance Revolution: Stripper Pole Edition. i mean, if every frathouse in the country bought one – and they would – that’s a lot of damned money in my pocket.
ialsohaveadream had to burst that bubble by mentioning the fact that it would be crawling with sorority girls, which would not only make it impossible to keep clean and odor-free, but would also necessitate it being built of a prohibitively expensive alloy to support the weight. something wolverine-like.
did i mention i was never in a sorority?
