Welfareloser's Blog

1. spam

fried spam sandwich on toasted bread with tomato and lettuce. don’t even pretend you don’t want one.

2. vienna sausages

3. taco bell pintos and cheese

beans, cheese, and a little spicy tomato product… pretty good stuff – if you make it at home. but somehow taco bell managed to do something to it that puts it in the same category as spam.

4. celery with peanut butter

so wrong, yet you got it fed to you early enough that it became part of the “warm fuzzy childhood memories” package. peanut butter: meant for fruit. and some thai dishes. not vegetables. ever. okay… maybe once or twice per decade.

and i bet y’all can think of a dozen more foods that should be on this list… and they’re not here, probably because it’s stuff i eat a lot more often than every few years. like mac and reconstituted powdered cheez-food product… ramen noodles… fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches… fuck yes. speaking of the elvis special, it’s lunchtime, bitches!