my 12-step plan for world domination

1. sink all available funds into coldstone creamery stock.

2. work to legalize the marijuana cigarrettes.

3. wait for some marketing genius at coldstone to decide to start selling bud, possibly in the line-up of mix-ins.

4. sit back and watch the money roll in. ’cause damn. there’s a reason that the only time ialsohaveadream busts out the all-caps is when he’s calling coldstone creamery ice cream THE MANNA OF THE GODS. amen!

(if you’re wondering what happened to the other 8 steps, wonder no more. they’re hidden to prevent you from stealing my plan. or maybe they’re red herrings to distract you from stealing my plan. you’ll never know, because you’re not smart!)

2 Responses to “my 12-step plan for world domination”

  1. haji-o-matic Says:

    I was in Amsterdam last month…maybe they could open thier first store there….PLENTY of bud action goin on!

  2. poorlydrawnlife Says:

    Cake batter ice cream is almost the greatest gift Jesus ever gave us. Seriously, almost as important as dying for my sins. It’s that close.


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