most nights, ialsohaveadream and i play scrabble online. okay, the actual, official online scrabble game requires a monthly subscription fee to play; what we actually play is yahoo games “literati,” which is basically scrabble, but with a slightly different board layout and points distribution.
now, most of the fun comes from nerding out on words. like getting all happy because we finally had an excuse to spell the word “ogress.” or trying out odd syllables, and laughing our asses off when we find that they are, in fact, real words, like “hoke” and “ret.” then, instead of looking them up, we make up a definition and use it in a sentence.
dorky enough in here yet? it gets better. we also delight in making up words that we KNOW won’t get past the automatic dictionary check, like “rebung” and “funstain.” then we use them in sentences.
ialsohaveadream plays under the name “unrivaledvocab.” i play under the name “wordsaladwithcheese.” and if i have not sufficiently killed his ability to get a date with anyone who reads my blog yet, read on.
the other half of the fun comes from fucking with people who watch our games. we always play at a “public” table, so that anyone who wants to watch our games, can. this also allows them to see the chatting we do during the game. now, visitors can’t see anything that we said before they popped into the room, so as soon as a visitor appears, we pretend to be in the middle of a really disgusting conversation. it’s always interesting to see what it is that finally grosses someone out so badly that they have to leave. sometimes, the shortest ones are the sweetest. for example:
***btrflybaby13 has joined the table.
unrivaledvocab: but wrist-deep?
wordsaladwithcheese: BOTH fists.
***btrflybaby13 has left the table.
***ssbec2002 has joined the table.
wordsaladwithcheese: then it dribbled all over the sheets
wordsaladwithcheese: I can’t believe she couldn’t swallow it all
***ssbec2002 has left the table.
***heatherp_1977 has joined the table.
unrivaledvocab: But seriously, the WHOLE fist!
unrivaledvocab: and that was the last time I ever doubted KY jelly
***heatherp_1977 has left the table.
wordsaladwithcheese: and in a doctor-made vagina? Those don’t stretch well-
wordsaladwithcheese: dammit!
unrivaledvocab: I did it in two lines!
sometimes, it takes a little longer.
***rneverman has joined the table.
wordsaladwithcheese: and WOW could she open it wide
unrivaledvocab: and that’s when I knew anal bleaching was for me
wordsaladwithcheese: yeah, she needs to
unrivaledvocab: I mean, whoa
wordsaladwithcheese: not that you could really see it with 6 balls in the way
unrivaledvocab: he’s not kidding when he says brown town
***rneverman has left the table.
***moonlightshadow has joined the table.
wordsaladwithcheese: then she got LOUD
unrivaledvocab: and right then, I knew the monkey was a bad idea.
wordsaladwithcheese: calling for god AND her daddy.
unrivaledvocab: oh, the shrieking!
wordsaladwithcheese: yeah, and the monkey had run out of poo to sling an hour ago. That’s when it got really ugly.
***moonlightshadow has left the table.
wordsaladwithcheese: awwwwww, she didn’t even wait to see how that turned out!
unrivaledvocab: there’s no GOOD conclusion for that start. 
***silval_m has joined the table.
wordsaladwithcheese: And then, she spat it back out
wordsaladwithcheese: Because licking it off his chest the second time was even hotter
unrivaledvocab: Well, obviously
unrivaledvocab: Although the part where she ate it out of his ass in the first place was pretty hot
wordsaladwithcheese: I know. And 3 dudes can really fill an ass with spoo!
unrivaledvocab: You’re saying that like I don’t already know
wordsaladwithcheese: Hey, I didn’t want to bring that up
***silval_m has left the table.
wordsaladwithcheese: I mean, finding out that those girls were-
wordsaladwithcheese: Damn.
and occasionally, someone really hangs in there… and even comes back for more later in the same game!
***sweetnsanitee has joined the table.
wordsaladwithcheese: it was SUCH a mess
unrivaledvocab: but the lube!
wordsaladwithcheese: well, she didn’t tell me she didn’t like banana flavor
wordsaladwithcheese: that made her spit all the cum out
wordsaladwithcheese: and 3 dudes worth of cum is a LOT
unrivaledvocab: ah, yeah
unrivaledvocab: tell me about it
wordsaladwithcheese: and I had to lick it all up
wordsaladwithcheese: which was hard, with all the spanking
unrivaledvocab: HAD?
unrivaledvocab: You wanted to
wordsaladwithcheese: Well, I was slave that day
unrivaledvocab: Well, yeah
wordsaladwithcheese: But that’s not the point
wordsaladwithcheese: The handcuffs and whips said otherwise!
unrivaledvocab: That shit just makes it hotter
wordsaladwithcheese: Yep!
wordsaladwithcheese: But getting led around like a puppet with a fist up my butt made it even hotter
wordsaladwithcheese: And his grandma has a HUGE fist!
***sweetnsanitee has left the table.
***sweetnsanitee has joined the table.
wordsaladwithcheese: And ooooh, the howling
unrivaledvocab: It DID look painful
wordsaladwithcheese: Well, he should have that dog trained better
wordsaladwithcheese: I mean, he’s supposed to LICK the peanut butter
wordsaladwithcheese: not chew it
unrivaledvocab: yeah, ow
wordsaladwithcheese: at least he’s gentle getting the snausages, tho
wordsaladwithcheese: I mean, they were packed into his butt pretty deep
unrivaledvocab: Well, grandma has some LONG arms, though
wordsaladwithcheese: Heheheheh, yep.
unrivaledvocab: Sorry, had to clean up a bit
unrivaledvocab: It was getting… exciting here.
wordsaladwithcheese: Awwwww, why’d you clean it up?
wordsaladwithcheese: More importantly, how did you clean it up?
unrivaledvocab: Just a bit, I couldn’t read the monitor anymore
***sweetnsanitee has left the table.
wordsaladwithcheese: Oh, I hope she comes back for more
unrivaledvocab: Amen!
of course there are easier ways to fuck with people there, too. like when someone invites you to a game, you can offere a reason for declining. our favorites include “i hate fat chicks” and “i’m just here for the glory hole.”
okay, bitches. we’re in the middle of moving our shit from one state to another. it kinda blows! the computer’s getting packed up tomorrow, and the internet doesn’t get switched on at the new place until next wednesday, so this will have to do you until then.
heh. i said “do.”
