it’s a movie quote. you should know this.
so positiverolemodel and i went out shooting with two of his colleagues, accidentprone and loudmouthsoup. it was fun. so much fun, that positiverolemodel is getting me my own shotgun for christmas. bad liberal!
just as i was about to say that i looked like a boondocks character, positiverolemodel dubbed this my “riley freeman pose.” seriously, don’t i look like i was drawn by aaron mcgruder? also, i’m wearing a pabst blue ribbon trucker hat. if i was a boondocks character, i’d be the lippy white trash ho that lives in the trailer park across the freeway from grandpa’s neighborhood, and gets bussed into riley and huey’s school.
note the position of the skeet-flinger. you can probably imagine the filthy shit accidentprone was saying to go along with this kodak moment.
we borrowed loudmouthsoup’s and accidentprone’s guns, since prm’s is at his mom’s house. like guitars, cellos and motorcycles, shotguns are another thing that i must have in a custom size. and by “custom,” i mean “childrens.” i’m about the size of your average 12 year old boy. oh, and i think we’re also getting one o them clay pigeon thrower thingies. the kind that’s like a shitty crossbow on a tripod. i couldn’t seem to get the hang of snapping the damned things out of the cheap-o little hand thrower. it seems to require more finesse than i possess. and probably more body strength. also, not throwing like a girl wouldn’t hurt.
