i’ve decided to start a new personal tradition: “Eggnog in July.” Because it is sad that my canned borden eggnog supply runs out in march, and waiting for the next snowfall for eggnog is just so goddamned unnecessary. it’s kind of like the whole “Christmas in July” concept, minus the effort and spirit of giving. in fact, i’m not even saying it’s a party. i’m just saying: i’m going to make a fuckload of homemade eggnog sometime in mid-july. and i will personally be drinking at least a shitload of said fuckload. y’all are welcome to come drink it with me. if that somehow turns into a party, that’s just some circumstances beyond my control and stuff.
and, ironically? speaking of waiting for the next snowfall, apparently, that’s going to be next monday. yay, iowa!
