the baby spent all day friday crawling.
at most, he’d do some cruising.
but give him a cake batter ice cream/ cream soda float? yeah. he’ll walk for that.
coldstone cake batter ice cream: overcoming baby too-pussy-to-walk syndrome since 2008.
so that was friday night. do the math. between friday afternoon and friday night, there were 15 other reasons i’m going to hell. because i am nothing if not efficient.
May 3, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Dude, what the holy FUCK are those kicks you have him in? They look like “click click take me home to kansas toto” flats with little fuzzy poof poof balls on top. At least give him a chance to be one of the boys before you start trying to make him the daughter PRM never could ejaculate at the correct time…
May 3, 2008 at 4:23 pm
they’re robeez, damn you. the only shoe that babies can’t take off AND have no laces or velcro u have to fuck with. the totally heterosexual ones with rockets and dragons were not on sale. however, the “unisex” red ones with monkeys? 40% off.http://www.amazon.com/Robeez-Infant-Toddler-Monkey-5-5-6-5/dp/B000GK36D2/ref=sr_1_23?ie=UTF8&s=baby-products&qid=1209831675&sr=8-23