A conversation with the twits as we drove across some gorgeous fishing water in northern IL last night:
spazmonkey: MOM I WANT TO GO FISHING!
dramaqueen: but i don’t!
me: it’s almost bedtime now, but we’re going fishing tomorrow.
SM: I WANT TO GO FISHING RIGHT THERE! THERE’S FISH IN THERE!
me: yeeeeeah, but this is kind of a long drive. i think tomorrow we’ll go fishing at a park next to our house that has a pond with fish AND ducks.
SM: YEAH I CATCH SOME FISH FOR YOU FOR MOTHERS DAY!
DQ: and i catch you some ducks.
me: well, ducks are pretty hard to catch.
SM: YEAH WE CHASE THEM AND CHASE THEM AND CHASE THEM IN OUR YARD AND FRECKLEFACE’S YARD AND ALL THE YARDS AND WE NEVER CATCH THEM!
DQ: i can catch them.
me: how are you going to catch them? nets?
DQ: no. i frow watermelons at them.
