first, my old favorite joke:
Q: what’s brown and has holes in it?
A: swiss shit.
after about 22 years, it has been replaced by my NEW favorite joke:
Q: what’s green and has blue wheels?
A: grass. i was just kidding about the wheels.
and i can even tell this one to the neighborhood kids! i just tried it out on my oldest 3 and their friend PewPewPew. i got 2 clueless cackles, an eyeroll, and concerned-yet-polite smile. awesome.
