random conversation with SpazMonkey

note that a “conversation” with SpazMonkey doesn’t necessarily require anyone else making any noise.

SM: WHAT’S THIS CALLED AGAIN? BACON. BACON. I LIKE BACON! BACON IS MEAT. IT TASTES LIKE SMOKE. IT’S SMOKEY! YOU KNOW WHERE THE SMOKEY COMES FROM? FIRST YOU TAKE A PIG AND THEN YOU NAIL IT UP AND THEN YOU TEAR IT AND THEN YOU REACH IN AND YOU TAKE THE BONES OUT AND THEN YOU BREAK THE BONES AND GET THE ROCKS OUT OF THE BONES AND THEN YOU BREAK THE ROCKS AND THE SMOKEY IS INSIDE OF THE ROCKS. YEAH. I LIKE BACON.

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