Welfareloser's Blog

you know how sometimes your arm falls asleep when you’re sleeping? yeah, so my arm fell asleep so hard i couldn’t feel it at all. like, i had no idea where it was. so i tried to move it, and was not aware of anything happening. i looked down, and in the usual tangle of naked body parts, found PRM’s arm about where my arm should be, and assumed mine was underneath. so i pushed his arm out of the way, and my arm wasn’t there. so i started reaching around with my good arm, and just before i decided i was in an episode of the x-files, i found my dead arm thrown up over my head. i had to pick it up with my good arm and drop it onto my torso like a slab of meat. i didn’t panic, thinking that since i’d never *heard* of anyone doing permanent nerve damage just by sleeping on something funny, it’d *probably* be okay. i was relieved when the pins and needles started, though. also? i was WIDE awake. better than coffee!