if eyes are open and mouths shut, that’s about as good as it gets on school pictures. so this year’s christmas cards contain pictures of the 4 halflings, Impy, Chimpy, Druggy, and Mr. President:
note the big streak of orange on impy’s (SpazMonkey’s) face. at 8:22 AM, eight minutes before school started, he decided that he wanted to make a picture. of his hand. by putting his hand on an orange stamp pad. i figured, hey, we’re running late, it’s picture day, someone will wipe that off for him. yeah, apparently, that shit isn’t exactly washable. it lasted through a couple of baths.
