merry christmas to all, and to all… this random conversation that has nothing to do with christmas

pictures of christmas and whatnot to follow when i get back home. right now i’m busy doing unforgivable things to my gastrointestinal tract. until then, i offer a bit of randomness to tide you over.

me: so i don’t think i want a leon paul foil after- goddammit.

PRM: what?

me: dude, i can’t have a serious conversation with you when you’re jumblin your jumbly bits.

PRM: i don’t know what you’re talking about. (note that he does not stop scratching his junk for a second.)

me: i don’t want to pet a dog that’s in the middle of LICKING his balls, and i don’t want to talk to a dude that’s in the middle of SCRATCHING his balls.

PRM: how about a monkey that’s jacking it?

me: right. i’ll come back in an hour when you’re finished.

PRM: i’ll be asleep.

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One Response to “merry christmas to all, and to all… this random conversation that has nothing to do with christmas”

  1. poorlydrawnlife Says:

    I pet my dog when he’s licking his balls. I also usually add some encouraging words like, “Way to live the dream, puppy!” It’s called positive reinforcement.


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