“MOM MY LIP IS STUCK IN MY NOSE AAAAAAAAAAAAH!”
“are you SURE nobody makes a cake pan shaped like a lancer assault rifle? did you check ebay? because it’s gonna take me a long time to do this freestyle with icing.”
“don’t worry; i farted on him. he’ll go away now.”
“hey, look! he figured out how to work the light switches! does that mean he’s getting smarter?”
“i think it just means he’s getting taller.”
“but he’s still short.”
“well, yeah. but he’s still dumb, too.”
“awwww. mom, every time i try to dissect out its lungs, my cookie breaks.”
“MOM I CAN’T EAT THIS BURGER THE CHEESE LOOKS LIKE BOOGERS.”
“yeah. and we don’t eat stuff that’s crap.”
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