fairly common occurence around here, really.
EG: i don’t know why i have to do these words for spelling. i’ve been able to spell these words for YEARS.
me: okay, boy, but don’t get cocky.
*pause*
EG: do you mean cocky like “roostery,” or cocky like “penisy?”
DQ: penisy!
SM: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!
*long pause, as i try to figure out what to say next*
DQ: mom?
me: mm-hmm?
DQ: did you forget to say jesus h. christ?
me: yyyyyyyyep.
SM: PENISY! I WON’T SAY THAT AT SCHOOL! PENISY!
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