Level 5 Munchkin Orc Bard

one of the fun parts of playing munchkin is that it has tons of expansion packs. you can get as streamlined or as silly as you want, by adding or removing the portals to different dungeons, the ability to ride steeds, the new races like orcs and gnomes, the new classes like bards and rangers.

obviously, around here, the sillier, the better. we use all of the expansions at the same time: the pink and glittery fairy dust cards! the munchkinomicon cards! the “mighty mask of the munchkin!

so in a recent game, Spazmonkey wound up being an orc bard.

SM: wait, what’s a bard do?
me: travelling storytellers. they sing. and tell people the news.
SM: can orcs sing?
me: they probably sound pretty terrible.
PRM: they probably sound like willie nelson.

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